Man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. While he's waiting he hears, "My, you are so handsome!" He looks around and sees no one. Soon he hears, "Hey, you really are a great guy!" Again, the man looks around and sees no one. "Mister, I really like your tie!" By now the man is seriously uneasy -- there is no one else in the bar. Just then the bar tender comes back with his drink and the man says, "Boy, do I need that drink! I keep hearing compliments, but no one is around!" "Oh," the bartender replies, "Those are just our complimentary nuts!" Bwaa haaa haaa! This one is new to me. Thanks! ~ MaryJane

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