How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? -- The footprints in the butter. Why are elephants wrinkled? -- Have you ever tried to iron one? How many elephants are there on a Nurndy team? -- Eleven. Two borks, six forwards, two wopplers, and a goalie. Why are elephants so much better at Nurndy than humans? -- Because they wopple better.

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